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A HAT A DAY

It's not his fault his hair is an untidy mess
Something he decided he needs to address
Can't have a haircut because lockdown says so
A different hat a day would be the way to go

Monday would be the traditional bowler kind
A beret on Tuesday most elegant and refined 
Wednesday his hat would be made of straw
The trilby on Thursday was dashing for sure

Friday he decided on something most unique 
A fedora would be worn to end the week 
Relaxed at the weekends a baseball cap would do
Different ways to hide your hair is certainly true

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