BILLY BOY MORRIS

 
Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger 
He bought a new car that was a complete banger
Prone to making at least a mistake once a day 
Is it best to ignore him and keep out of his way ?

Billy boy Morris had a good steady job in a bank 
If an extra fiver received to Billy you should thank
Catching the bus home was a catastrophe too
For he caught the wrong one that's certainly true

The meal he prepared was in the oven too long
Poor Billy boy Morris always got things wrong 
One thing however he always got right
He slept like a baby each and every night