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Big Words

Big Words

HEY YOU! I've got a question,
And I don't want a suggestion!
Am I better lookin than a skunk?
Okay! at one time I went punk.

That died stuff; never wore off!
Going to try that thing called Goth.
Think I'm a little behind the times?
Man; I even dig that rap that rhymes!

Love all your ideas called a fad!
I used to use that term called rad.
What I'd call ; someone with a ring!
I'm so good lookin! could even swing!

Notice everything is about me?
Coz I don't understand; empathy.
You guys think big words; where it's at
I'm just lookin for a chance to steal your hat.

 

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The fish of the sea

Love your animal writes so much Jim, your personification is just brilliant! 

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Jill Tait

Teehee that punk of a skunk!!🤣💕💙💕

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Marion

Brought a smile out...x

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Terry Reeves

Hi Jim,
Sounds like you're trying to badger us all!
Good write.
Love,
Terry.
xoxo:)

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Shaun Cronick

Jim nicely written and great fun to read with a message also.
And thanks for writing and sharing and Pepe le Skunk or whatever the monochrome critter is, seems trying to stop me bestowing five rewarding stars.
So, I'll come back later when he nods off and the smell dies down.😂

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Yea! you makin fun of my lemur? lol! no worries about stars. ...........Jim

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Shaun Cronick

Jim, I need the patience of Job in trying to give that five stars...

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Neville

a very original .. aint they all :) poem Jim .. I was certainly not expecting to be led on a journey of relatively modern sub cultural fashion trends or fads .. I was quite taken aback .. particularly since I'm still getting used to wearing my loincloth beneath my codpiece over my head while sporting a single false eyelash, white baggy trousers a bowler hat and an umbrella .. :) 

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