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ALEXA AND THE LAZY MAN

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so she has no choice 

One day things for this man did change 
The reply given by Alexa was certainly strange
When he asked Alexa for the local weather 
Her reply was I won't give it to you never 

He then asked her the latest football score
Alexa was silent and to him did ignore 
So Alexa and this man went their separate ways
He wasn't lazy anymore and she went on holidays

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Audrey youde

My Alexa is just brilliant 👏 love her to bits .so knowledgeable and stays silent when not in use 🤔 

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