Comedy

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WE HAVE RED ROCKS

WE HAVE RED ROCKS

They have Black Rock...

That Money Greed thing?

We have the promises in the Word......

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When All You Can Do Is...

They're out there.

When All You Can Do Is Accept It

I once met a woman

who claimed

she'd had an affair

with an Alien...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...

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NEVER TRUMPER GOES MAGA

NEVER TRUMPER GOES MAGA

Talk about a turn...

From Foe to VP...

​​​​​​NEVER TRUMP...

Wasn't it just recently...

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MADE IT TO ITALY

MADE IT TO ITALY

While they remove Comedy from the United States of America...

They send it to Italy as a gesture...

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Troll Time

Satire

Troll Time

Beware, beware
they're hiding everywhere
some are pretty some are grand
some are...

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Pride

Pride

When I moved to a foreign country
I just couldn’t get
the Bridget Jones
out of me...

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Palms Spring

Palms Spring


Being a poet
I would almost certainly
be a fool if I didn't reflect
on why,...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate...

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
...

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I HAD TO LAUGH AT MYSELF

As I was counting today...

Three times is a charm...

I heard this song...

How right...

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SPARROWSONG IN THE WHITE HOUSE

SPARROWSONG IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Knock knock...

It's open...

Sparrowsong?

Hi...

Have you ever thought about...

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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium...

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TRUMP SNAKE POEM

Mr. President Trump Does Poetry too

I have a question...

Do I need to sit down sparrowsong?

No...

​​​​​​Do you know...