Comedy

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TRUMP SNAKE POEM

Mr. President Trump Does Poetry too

I have a question...

Do I need to sit down sparrowsong?

No...

​​​​​​Do you know...

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The table

The table

The Table

Warming fulfilment within dainty cups
Tears of sentiment, joy, pain and laughter...

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Unrequited car rearing...

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

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While attempting going to...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me...

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A Cup of Hot Cocoa (18+)

Adult Comedy

It's Christmas morning
and Stacy is just getting out of the shower
She's completely shocked...

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LIPSTICK ON A PIG

Great News

LIPSTICK ON A PIG

It's an Election Year coming up!

Why is that important?

Gas prices are going to come down...

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Billy The Baked Potato...

Billy The Baked Potato...

On a couch he'll slouch,
Resting his bones while he rolls,
Vibing with music as he smokes,...

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ROMANTIC HORROR

ROMANTIC HORROR

If you're not into comedy please don't look here...

Same movie different views...

Some say...

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Watching upcoming toilet...

Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023

Above title attests
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:...

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Evolution

Evolution

We are snowmen of winter fame!
From the skies snowflakes came.
Obviously evolved from falling...

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CALLED ME LIAR

CALLED ME LIAR

You called me a liar...

What did I lie about?

​​​​​​I think you know by now...

I...

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Hospital bed

Hospital bed

Here I lay in my hospital bed
Listening to the clock go tick tick tick
Feeling sick doctors...

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Poet on the run

I am a poet on the run
I want to have fun in the sun
I fell asleep by the sea
Only to...

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Detailing delicate...

otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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Offensive Comedy

Offensive Comedy

Be careful to conceal and do not mention gender,
if you do, your private parts may be returned to...