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Be careful to conceal and do not mention gender, if you do, your private parts may be returned to...
Don’t steal my shovel It is sacred to me
Don’t steal my shovel Or the tears will be...
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I went to the rabbit farm but was full of goats The harbour next door didn't have any boats ...
The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much...
Totally tubular fiction yup, nevertheless I reflect the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...
Well back in the day.... we were mandated to wear diapers on our heads
I keep it with me always My little locked bottle In my pocket, where it stays until...
Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket. She cried and cussed on...
I add a little bit of nonsense, That has been finely ground. And a small slice of silliness...
Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls. That made...
My hypocritical ways?
What's good for them isn't good for you...
If it's good for you...
Ordinarily approximately sixteen days of barley, hops and malt brew to ale any even those who...
An Autumn like day (August 28th, 2021) found me and the missus venturing along unfamiliar...
I get my ticket to the show, I get popcorn and a drink then sit down for theater time I feel as...
Lemme titillate thee regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks read out loud to...
I AM A NAIL IN BOX ON THE SHELF YOU COME ALONG AND BUY ME YOU BUILDED...