Comedy

Don’t steal my shovel
It is sacred to me

Don’t steal my shovel
Or the tears will be...

I went to the rabbit farm but was full of goats
The harbour next door didn't have any boats
...

The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much...

Totally tubular fiction yup,
nevertheless I reflect
the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...

Well back in the day....
we were mandated to wear
diapers on our heads

I keep it with me always
My little locked bottle
In my pocket, where it stays
until...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness...

Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls.
That made...

My hypocritical ways?

What's good for them isn't good for you...

If it's good for you...

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

An Autumn like day (August 28th, 2021)
found me and the missus venturing
along unfamiliar...

I get my ticket to the show, I get popcorn and a drink then sit down for theater time
I feel as...

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

I AM A NAIL IN
BOX ON THE
SHELF YOU
COME ALONG
AND BUY ME
YOU BUILDED...

LADYS AND GENTLEMAN
AND BOYS AND GIRLS
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
PLEASE THE READING...

Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges...
lobbed at yours truly ruled out,
hence the missus dreamt...