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Offensive Comedy

Offensive Comedy

Be careful to conceal and do not mention gender,
if you do, your private parts may be returned to sender,
nothing new, where it all began, so what's a 'tran'? 
So ordinary, it may just turn out to be an also-ran.

Some lady told me that she was 'straight' - what's that?
Not what you think, rather - she'd tell me to close the gate!
Ricky Gervais (pic) is an expert on comedy psychology,
there are limits - no one said what they are realistically.

Don't get uptight, we're all targets including you!
You can't hide, rather give it back as supposed to do,
we've heard of the 'new normal,' parity may be abysmal,
so perhaps you should go with the flow at the end of it all.

Life is nearly full circle with the emergence of 'woke,'
time to move on because being heterosexual may now be a joke.

 

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Dusk Arising

If it's funny, it's funny. So many seem to be out to look for feeling offended in these times. Jokes have been made about the most obscene eras of our history and human experience, they didn't change anything and they were funny.

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Terry Reeves

Hi Dusk Arising,
Thanks so much,
love,
Terry.
xoxo :)​​​​​​​
 

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sparrowsong

Hello Terry...

Tampons in the boys room?

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong
 

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Terry Reeves

Hi Sparrowsong,
Yeah - what next?!
Love,
Terry.
xoxo :)

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