The Master Of Small Talk

We keep it fairly simple so that you will understand,
expert in mishmash - must be one of those from Ireland;
I'll put tricks in your conversation which may be amoral,
who was it who postulated, accused me of just being evil.

No matter, we are autonomous, he's not like one of us,
you want to lay yourself open, become unnecessarily famous;
we think of condescending, which seems like an agreement,
when patronising leaves itself bare and what's really meant.

Oscar Wilde told us about the importance of being earnest,
albeit it's up to you to consider exctly what's really serious;
I'll tell you so that you can include tidbits in your armoury,
which may endear you to many with infectious mystery.

Now you're ready to engage all and sundry on a monday,
the beginning of the weak which will make you strong one day.