Speaking From Heaven

'Hi, it's me - how are you getting on?'
'Who is that? It's not possible isn't it?'
'I'm fine, there is no hell, baddies changed,'
'All the systems checked and rearranged.'

'You'll be  amazed, we have food and clothes,'
'I see your mouth open, something became good,'
'Even doing some Earthlly eastern cooking tuition,'
'Coriander flown in from Mars is a nice addition.'

'Remember those baddies changed, could be you,'
'Don't worry, I'll put in a word, see what they can do,'
'I miss Earth, the aggro and constant bickering,'
'Like hell I do, as I said - there's no such thing.'

'Oh yes, I see one of those reincarnations over there,'
'Couldn't resist - don't I know you from somewhere?'