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A Comic Recipe...

A Comic Recipe...

I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness,
Two ingredients to fool around.

Sizeable spoonful's of suggestion,
Are then stirred into the mix.
With a heaped hint of innuendo,
Naughtily added just for kicks.

An immense pinch of cheekiness,
Finds a home in my poetry pot.
And a dense sprinkle of stupidity,
From a poet who's lost the plot.

I place all in my poetry oven,
With  boiled burlesque as baste.
Eventually it slowly rises up,
A poem of baked indifferent taste.

Finally my absurdity is finished,
I shall now share straight away.
A poem that is never repetitive,
One of comedy and not cliché.  

 

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Greg Etsell

Wow I just love this poem
it is so great such and awesome

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Shaun Cronick

Greg thanks man for your generous comment and glad you liked it .
And just a quick heads up on that Halloween Night one dedicated to your good self, it will be 50 dark poems all rolled into one unravelling tale. (if there's hopefully space allowed to upload 50 of them crammed altogether).
A monster poem.
Be back in an hour to read your latest ones Greg and thanks again for all your positive support for I guess I need it, for today was a demanding one.
Anyway enough of my woes and respect to you my friend and thanks again.
 

 

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Gwendoline

Shaun, you baked up a fun treat here my friend. Displaying your talent to be diverse again, and with such a lovely splash of humour trickling through your cleverly penned lines. Thanks for this fab playful poem on the culinary skills of a prolific poet, such as yourself   
All the best
Your friend 
Gwen :) xx 

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Being Me

Shaun, this a wonderful recipe! A fabulous fun read and I do hope that Melanie and Joe have read it x

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Neville

I am sure that Melanie & Joe will be chuffed to bits mate .. its not every day one gets a poem dedicated to to them is it .................. in fact, I'm chuffed to bits for them ................................... N :) 

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Marion

Ha thoroughly enjoyed Shaun...really did...thanks fir sharing x

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Pratibha Savani

I totally agree with the others!! Its a wonderful recipe!! Brilliant write, clever and a diverse poet as Gwen put 😁
I had so much fun reading this recipe come to life! Yum Yum!! Pxxx

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