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Scooby-Doo's Death

This poem is a parody of the "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" cartoon

Scooby-Doo's Death

Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls.
That made Fred become very angry and he wasn't going to stand for it at all.
Shaggy became angry when Fred had Scooby-Doo put to sleep.
Shaggy wanted revenge because he thought Fred was a creep.
Shaggy went online and posted pictures of Fred in the nude.
Shaggy crapped his pants when Fred put laxative in his food.
Before Fred drove the Mystery Machine, Shaggy cut the brake lines on that van.
Fred couldn't stop and drove the Mystery Machine over a cliff, he was a dead man.
Daphne was very angry at Shaggy and she threw acid in his face.
Now Shaggy is without doubt the ugliest man of the Human Race.
When Fred was driving the Mystery Machine, Scrappy-Doo was aboard.
Scrappy's death made everybody happy, they considered it to be a reward.
Because of what had transpired, things could no longer be like they were before.
Those meddling kids are no longer together, they won't solve mysteries anymore. 

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