Comedy

I AM A NAIL IN
BOX ON THE
SHELF YOU
COME ALONG
AND BUY ME
YOU BUILDED...

LADYS AND GENTLEMAN
AND BOYS AND GIRLS
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
PLEASE THE READING...

Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges...
lobbed at yours truly ruled out,
hence the missus dreamt...

With pale face and eyes cast down,
The guilty woman feebly stands.
I cannot do the deed she...

to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien...

You'll melt your marrow if you sit close to the fire, you'll catch your death going out with wet hair...

The years pass on by yet all seems so fresh,
my memories don’t dull or dwell on why I’m here....

ONE DAY IN 1973
THE SUN WAS SHINEING
AND THE BIRDS WERE
SINGING AND I WAS WEARING...

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

The flavoursome Chinese takeaway,
Is such a greasy laden treat.
So varied on what is offered...

All hope is now sadly fading,
For the three young poets,
Trapped in Ivana Trumps bedroom.

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

Shush be quiet this is my
Queit poem when reading
My poem make sure you
Read and walk...

do u remember'ah
how it
all begaaaan
was it
diseaseeeed bats from Wuhaaan....

Slip on the slime
his foot lands in grime
Cringe at the crunch
thoughts of French...

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