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LOST IN TRANSLATION (GUIDE)

Kaz and Daz were best mates with Jane and Wayne
All four decided on a lovely long holiday to Spain 
Afternoon siestas and being on the beach all day
A perfect country for that perfect getaway 

The fellas packed shorts and t shirts too 
Hoping for a beach spot to admire the view
The ladies packed bikinis for watching the hunks
No doubt watching the fellas in their dashing trunks 

Checked in to their apartment and all was fine 
The fellas ready for a beer and the ladies a wine 
Unpacking would wait as they planned their vacation 
That's when all four came down with frustration 

For the most essential item all four did not pack
Each blaming the other and dishing out flack 
The translation guide was left back in the UK
Improvisation what to say would come into play

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