Poem -

The Star Wars Holiday Special Kills

The Star Wars Holiday Special Kills

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it will kill you.
When it comes to that Holiday Special, it's a piece of crap.
If you decide to watch it, you will end up taking a dirt nap.
It will make your eyes bleed and it will cause a great deal of pain.
It's so bad that just watching ten minutes of it will drive you insane.
Watching that piece of crap will certainly be a terrible ordeal.
Just watching Chewbacca's stupid family is enough to kill.
One man thought he was tough but it made his heart explode.
It will make you crap your pants if you're not near a commode.
Even George Lucas hates it and just thinking about it makes me wish I wasn't born.
It's an abomination that you should never watch and you've been warned.
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

The Late Patricia Routledge

Dedicated to Patricia Routledge (1929-2025) who died on October...

The Late Patricia Routledge

When she starred in 'Keeping Up Appearances', she did a great job.
She starred as Hyacinth Bucket...

Poem -

60th Anniversary

Dedicated to Charles and Agnes Johnson

60th Anniversary

Today would've been Mom and Dad's anniversary if they were still alive.
They got married sixty years...

Poem -

Polly

Dedicated to Polly Holliday (1937-2025) who died on September 9...

Polly

She starred as a waitress who was always jolly.
She was very talented and her name was Polly....

Latest poems in Limerick

Poem -

60th Anniversary

Dedicated to Charles and Agnes Johnson

60th Anniversary

Today would've been Mom and Dad's anniversary if they were still alive.
They got married sixty years...

Poem -

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her.
She turned to crime after she chose to become...

Poem -

Love Songs

Love Songs

There once was a lonely poet
The people around him, never knew it
They thought his writes,...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com