The Star Wars Holiday Special Kills

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it will kill you.
When it comes to that Holiday Special, it's a piece of crap.
If you decide to watch it, you will end up taking a dirt nap.
It will make your eyes bleed and it will cause a great deal of pain.
It's so bad that just watching ten minutes of it will drive you insane.
Watching that piece of crap will certainly be a terrible ordeal.
Just watching Chewbacca's stupid family is enough to kill.
One man thought he was tough but it made his heart explode.
It will make you crap your pants if you're not near a commode.
Even George Lucas hates it and just thinking about it makes me wish I wasn't born.
It's an abomination that you should never watch and you've been warned.

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