Comedy

I am the alpha female!
I guard this family from all.
Smelling my surroundings in detail,...

Gravedigger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly rooted from cemetery pool
Teenage zombie,...

"Dear old mouse,"
The cat welcomed into his house,
"I see no longer reason to battle.
...

"Grumpy old man,"
The young man said.
"Indeed you are very wise!
Though your lines on...

I remember it all so clearly now,
The words he spoke to me
They all came from this bird I saw...

We all have been told about Ichabod and the Headless Horseman, who not only took his head but gained a...

I come from England, so you see
I really love my cup of tea.
No matter what disasters fall...

Why don't wives ever listen to their husbands
Do they think they're not very bright

Totally...

Its time for the chicken show
on the all chicken network
and now here is are host for tonight...

My dad
told
Me
To
Tie
It
In
A
Knot
Now at 53...

(alternately titled: courtesy Doctor Donald Dossey
who coined paraskevidekatriaphobia
August...

I am in
the
Here
Just
Not
quite
In
The
Now

...

Disarray was all I could think as I gazed over my mess..
How on earth will I ever find it, my...

ONES IN MY LIFE
I LIKE TO SING
LIKE FRANK SINATRA
OH BLUE EYES HIM SLEF!!!!
NEW...

The cowboy in me
i always liked cowboy
cowgirls are better
i have had cowboy
...

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
...