THE CHICKEN SHOW
Its time for the chicken show
on the all chicken network
and now here is are host for tonight
greg etsell thank you all you chickens
you all like great looks like no one truned
chicken so
to night guest are chicken little to talk
about this new book why the sky will
never fall
also on the show is chicken george
to talk about his life on the farm
and the that great band chicken beat
here to sing there new song i want to hold your wings
and chicken elvis here to sing you ain't nothing but a chicken
i i like to thank chicken mcnugget and his orchestra
for playing the song some where over the chicken coop
and his all chicken dancers now word from are sponsors
how to lay egg with out it cracking we are back
and here is chicken little that is some book yes
i watch the sky for year and thought its not falling
so i wrote book about it and we will be back after this word
and here the band chicken beat as all the chicken scream
and we will be back after this word we are back and now
here he is chicken elvis and more chicken screaming
are last guest is chicken george so how is life
on the old farm oh just fine we all getting old
down there not even the old rooster crows
any more kind of sad but we all get long
I want to thank are guest tonight for coming
good night all tonight was sponsored by chicken
shampoo better then regular poo it makes your
feathers stand up more good night the end
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Teehee hilarious u funny chicken
licken takin the fricken micken ???pinned my happy friend ???
i was a wake
hafe the night
thinking of this
poem i think
so funny
i was going to say more
i was getting tried
Teehee ay it keeps us awake mores the pity we are alike lol ???
Yes we are he he
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Greg!
I thought I was crazy, but I'm handing over my straightjacket to you. Please take care of it as it cost me seven pence, and I'm not even sure how much that is in dollars.
Man, that was fowl! LOL.
I loved it, Greg! Please keep writing wacky, we need that sometimes. A lot of times I'll write a serious poem, and people will say that's hilarious!, and then I'll write something wacky, and I get a resounding 'I'm so sorry for your loss', and I think 'well, at least I've kept most of my hair'.
Anyway, it must be all those chicken jokes we've exchanged that has inspired this, either that or you've been bathing in albumen, but whatever it was, I loved it!
Hey, why did the road cross the chicken?
M.
Matthew thank you
i read your poem 2 time
and had chickens on my mind
i should have girls on my mind
and i have straightjacket
that houdini gave me befor
he died he he lol lol the great
chineses chicken ones told me
dont eat your eggs befor the
hatched wise old chicken
he was well thank you
for reading i will tell
my chicken union you read my poem
have good day Matthew
LOL!
I was once engaged to a chicken. A strapping, 16 pounder, named Ernestine Parmesean III, but her name preceeded her destiny, and I was left heartbroken, and hungry, as my brother didn't save me a piece. It was awful, but I ended up getting something from Panera Bread.
I'm glad you're strange, because now you're like Marionette, and Cheerie, and Being, and I'm pretty much the only sane one, and I can judge you all.
KIDDING!
A: To get to the feather side! (I forget what the joke was though).
M.
This made me smile, Greg. Well done and thank you for an entertaining read, my friend x
Thank you Tina
You're very welcome x
Ha ha lol...Greg!! That was so.amusing, thoroughly enjoyed the read!! Matthew has completion now...I wait with baited breath!! ? Well done, you have hidden talents!! Hugs ?
Thank you Marion Matthew Poem the night before gave me the idea for this poem