Poem -

Why Dont Wives Listen

Why don't wives ever listen to their husbands
Do they think they're not very bright

Totally ignoring anything they say

Even when occasionally they're right

 

For husbands this can be frustrating

As this does seem to happen a lot

Discovering even when they're sure they're correct

That unfortunately they're not

 

Is it perhaps a marital thing

Advice passed on on their wedding day

To make sure wives exert their superiority

Every single day

 

Also why is it when anything goes wrong

The end result is always the same

That although the husband is nowhere in sight

He always gets the blame

 

To always be classed the perpetrators

If the situation allows

Men should be warned all about this problem

Before they take their vows

 

Before voluntarily putting themselves

Into a position where they can never win

They could then make an informed decision

Before their married lives begin

 

Being criticized and blamed for everything

Daily by your wife

It's something you just get used to

As a normal part of married life

 

As for them always being right

The thing I find bizarre

Is unfortunately in my own experience

Wives annoyingly usually are

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Being Me

Maybe it's a case of the wives treating them mean to keep them keen? I don't know. I was never a wife who didn't listen lol. Great humorous write OAP x

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Terry Reeves

Read Ogden Nash - 'Yes' poem.
That's it - say yes and everything will be fine.
Terry.

 

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