Comedy

My wife bought a brand new sweater
From John Lewis’ superstore
A fruity red little number...

Piece of shit
Piece of shit
You don’t know it
But you’re a piece of shit
Or...

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...

An unusual fellow was Tommy Finney
Walked into town wearing a pinny
The pinny was pink and...

pink moon, rising sun
another day’s begun
into the garden I’ll go
at the crack of dawn...

from the moment I wake up
To the moment my head hits
The pillow
She instructs me...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper

my existence
Is only
Needed
For...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper
my existence
Is only
Needed
For
...

I want
to be known
As
The Samuel Jackson
Of poets

Mother fucker this...

I love
to make
Fun
Of
The
Brits'
Accent
Though
Some...

Truckload of banshees muffled
as more'n yours truly wails
he feels wheely tired
as one...

Here's my Invisible Rules Book.
I make them up as I go along.
Don't dare make me accountable...

The pear tree in the garden stands so tall
I stand beside it hoping pears will fall
For I am...

Don't get in my way I'm coming through
Stand well clear if I were you
I'm in a hurry no time...