Poem -
SHE IS MY COVID-19
from the moment I wake up
To the moment my head hitsย
The pillow
She instructs me
Don'tย get me wrong
I love and adore my baby
But since this coronavirusย
Thing happenedย
She is not workingย
And the lecturesย
Have become
24/7
Just the other
Eveningย
I woke up
In the middle
of the night
To take
The middle age
Dude'sย
Ritual pee
Only to find
Her staring
at me
I could almost
See
The honey do
List
Formingย
In herย
Mind
I am now
a
Firm
Believer
that
The
Originalย
Author
Ofย
The
Phrase
"Social Distancing "
Must have
Come.
From
A poor
Bloke
Like
Me
With the
True
Intentions
Of
Creating
Some
Space
Between
One's
Significantย
Love one
Nevertheless
I am
Now
All
For
Quarantineย
ย
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Comments
lol now that was hilarious lolย
Thank youย lisa.ย I adore my wife but this being in the home is making me crazy
Hahaha.... Love this!ย It did make me laugh!ย And at least you can see the funny side of it enough to write, a funny poem.ย Your, wife is probably feeling the same about you, bless her x
lol