Poem -

Toilet Paper Poet

Toilet Paper Poet

I feel
Like
Toilet paper 

my existence 
Is only
Needed
For
A brief
wipe
Of the

reader's
desire
to be 
intellectually 
Sanitized

Due to
Social Distancing 

Like
Toilet Paper 

Society's 
subconscious 
thirst

For my 
Ink's
Truth
Has
Been 
Increasingly 
popularized 

Unlike toilet paper
I won't 
Limit
You
To
One roll
Of
Poetic wisdom

So hit the stall
Pucker Up!
Let if flow!
This poet
Has
A lot 
To
Offer....

 

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author
Being Me

???  Toilet paper poet  hshaha  thank goodness we are not limited to one roll!  A nice light read, Greg x

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author
Edward Williams

You do have alot to offer greg this one prooves it .( not being scarcastic..had to mention cuz it WOULD be hillarious sarcasim)?..but no just prooves your ability to write about anything

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