Intuitive Guide To Ignorance

Here's my Invisible Rules Book.
I make them up as I go along.
Don't dare make me accountable,
I won't apologize as I'm never wrong.

I don't care if your angry.
I really don't care what you think.
It's my Intuitive Guide to Ignorance.
It's invisible, it's not written in ink.

I will do as I see fit...
I'm a player and ladies man.
Don't ever question my intentions.
I will change the rules whenever I can.

So once again... Here's my Invisible Rules Book,
Take it or leave it, it's up to you.
Get back to me with your answer...
If you don't like it I'll find someone new.

It's my way or the highway,
Don't try to change my plans.
I live by my own set of rules.
You may think I'm arrogant, and maybe I am.

If you agree then sign the contract,
It waivers me from any shame.
Now don't say that you weren't warned,
And now let's play my game!

These are the rules I live by,
If you comply we'll get along.
So don't ever expect me to change,
And just remember, I'm never wrong.