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Every so often

Every so often

Every so often, 
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to frustrate me.
And every so often,
I’ll meet someone new,
To sadden and madden 
And frustrate me too.
So every so often ,
I have to reveal,
Just how very angry,
These things make me feel.
I don’t swear, I don’t cuss,
I won’t even curse,
But I make up new words,
Which I’ve put into verse…
The first word I created,
I believe it was stignorant,
Is a specialist blend,
Of stupid and ignorant.
The second was dretin,
And if you haven’t guessed,
Means a dense cretin.
It’s one of my best.
Then came the third,
With the birth of soblivious,
And its one of my favourites, 
Meaning silly and oblivious.
Number four was morombicil,
Followed by wopey.
Reserved for morons and imbeciles,
Or half-wits that are dopey.
The list does continue ,
To words with some zing,
To include slool and wimple,
(though that’s already a thing).
So if every so often,
You’re in need of a word,
The likes of which no one,
Will ever have heard,
Explore, be inventive.
They’re yours to create,
And you’ll make your own insult,
That will leave them irate.

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