TOMMY AND BILLY GO INTO TOWN

An unusual fellow was Tommy Finney 
Walked into town wearing a pinny 
The pinny was pink and very frilly 
People thought Tommy strange and silly

While in town he met his dear old mate 
Billy Banks thought Tommy looked great 
For Billy wore something unusual too 
He was sporting a high heeled shoe 

Pink pinnys and shoes of a high heel 
These men decided to go for a meal 
The waitress was wearing a shirt and tie 
These three people stood out I'm not going to lie