Poem -

Samuel Mother F Jackson

Samuel Mother F Jackson

I wantĀ 
to be known
As
TheĀ Samuel Jackson
Of poets

Mother fucker this
Mother fucker that

May the proper
ENGLISH Lasses
Complain
To
The editors

And

I hope theĀ 
SOUTHERN BELLS
out
There
Are
Compelled
To put
Their hands
Over their
Eyes
When
They
Come across
My ink

FuckĀ 
Them Mother Fuckers!

Infact Fuck all
You
Mother Fuckers

Finally
From
The Samuel Jackson
Poet's heart
I say

Have a Fuckin
Bless Day
You Mother Fucker

Ā 

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