Celebrity

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HOLLYWOOD IN A NUTSHELL

HOLLYWOOD IN A NUTSHELL

They act as if their words are Gospel...

If we don't like them there's something wrong with us...

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The Late Val Kilmer

Dedicated to Val Kilmer (1959-2025) who died on April 1, 2025.

The Late Val Kilmer

Because of Pneumonia, he couldn't survive.
Val Kilmer has died at the age of sixty-five.
He...

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The 30th Anniversary Of...

Dedicated to Selena Quintanilla-Perez (1971-1995) who was...

The 30th Anniversary Of Selena's Death

Selena was a singer and she has been dead for three decades.
She was very talented and was murdered...

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Goodbye Gene Hackman - Part 3

Dedicated to Gene Hackman (1930-2025) who was found dead on...

Goodbye Gene Hackman - Part 3

Gene starred as Lex Luthor three times.
And he starred in "Behind Enemy Lines".
His death was...

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Goodbye Gene Hackman - Part 2

Dedicated to Gene Hackman (1930-2025) who was found dead on...

Goodbye Gene Hackman - Part 2

Gene Hackman has died and so has his wife.
After ninety-five years, Hackman lost his life.
...

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Goodbye Gene Hackman

Dedicated to Gene Hackman (1930-2025) who died on February 26,...

Goodbye Gene Hackman

It's sad when I say that Gene Hackman and his wife have died.
Gene starred in three Superman movies...

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YOU'RE STILL HERE?

YOU'RE STILL HERE?

Not having Airplane Issues Right?

The Show hasn't ended yet?

Is there a reason you show...

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The 50th Anniversary of...

Dedicated to Jack Benny (1894-1974) who died fifty years ago...

The 50th Anniversary of Jack Benny's Death

He brought laughter and he was important to many.
He died 50 years ago and his name was Jack Benny...

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Today, I Mourn slain Beatle...

Today, I Mourn slain Beatle John Lennon

assassinated at 10:50 PM,
on December 8, 1980
forty four years later to date
outside...

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RED FLAG?

RED FLAG?

We don't want to keep you where you don't want to be...

People have done a lot more for you than...

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YOU'RE VERY MISSED

YOU'RE VERY MISSED

Your popularity has definitely stood the Test...

You're in Jail now...

Are your friends sad...

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PICK YOUR DON'T

PICK YOUR DON'T

He had a Don't...

She copied his Don't...

If you were lucky...

You didn't hear them...

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FROM THE MOUTHS OF CELEBRITIES

How many have flip flopped too?

Some claim she's good for the working class...

Most of...

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REMINISCING

Looking at Old Photographs...

Watching their smiles and laughter together on Videos...

Do...

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By George (burn hing* hard)...

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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The reign of Stormy Daniels

The reign of Stormy Daniels

born Stephanie Gregory Clifford
alternately titled:
breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

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Gable

Dedicated to Christopher Gable (1940-1998) who died on October...

Gable

When he left us, he left us too soon.
He starred in 13 episodes of "Tycoon".
It was a day...