Comedy

Don't call me Ma'am,
it just isn't right.
I know down here in the south,
parents raise...

I have had dreams
before when I saw pink
elephant never a
elephant in pink hoodie...

my doggy
Mouth
Cannot
Quite
Make
A.kiss
So I licked
You...

Unsolicited feedback
across rock of ages woke
beguiling ghostly busty spectre
courtesy...

As Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got brilliant idea...

This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit...

The funniest movie in history, came out in 1964;
Called “A Mad, Mad, Mad World”, it will have you...

As the fire crackles you get a feeling like you are being watched
The hairs stand up on your arm...

I was sitting in the park one day
in the shade underneath a tree
When I saw this little...

I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
As he hummed silent night

Being nice is...

I have a secret I will share,
I absolutely love footwear.
My closet though
Is far too...

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago.
I spent ten million dollars and prison...

I imagine little house on the prairie
(bordering Lake Woebegone),
a place to hang cloak...

It's hard being me I have a hard life
I am dear friend a butcher's knife
I'm responsible for...

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

Sung to the song of “Another Bites the Dust” by Queen

Another One Fired By Musk

Oh, fire ‘...