I once took a lion into an all men's bar At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...
Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...
He was an unusual fellow around my town Always wore a hat upside down The shoes he donned...
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I am known as Papacito
I was born in a field where Agave ...
breakfast
isn’t breakfast without bran and the proteins and the fibre ...
A man worked in a laundromat, Pressing clothes faster than any man can, He had a legendary...
Yet upon another reflexive routine dash skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened with idea...
Methinks I inadvertently got entangled without deliberate intent, sans whirled wide web,...
Back again, ​​​​​​Oh so soon, An act that couldn't be true, Who were you trying to...
What would life be like without family? without Grandmas and Grandpas who despite your...
Okay, there is a proper OMG blindie moment coming up. So, I was due a delivery. I heard the van. Quick, run...
I thought I do something fun and so hope all watch the video Toby would like to welcome you...
once upon a time, me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy looks at us and said. " hey...
think I'm going to Heaven. as Dick the Vic just said Whilst I was pulling his Trophy ...
This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...
It starts as soon as my little monster opens his eyes even though mine are shut and wondering why? ...
Eeh what a side-splitting shindig That was such good blinkin’ fun last night Well I say tho...