Comedy

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Crossing the Road in Hanoi

Crossing the Road in Hanoi

What am I doing here
and where do I start?
Can this be for real?
My poor little heart...

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TONY AND THE FALCON

Tony and Cherie went for a walk in the woods
Then came to clearing and big field with
Blue...

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The Bar Once Seen A Lion

I once took a lion into an all men's bar
At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...

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The Agony By Week

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...

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AN UNUSUAL FELLOW (CLOTHES)

He was an unusual fellow around my town
Always wore a hat upside down
The shoes he donned...

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Papacito

Papacito

I am known
as
Papacito

I was born
in a field
where
Agave
...

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BREAKFAST

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

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Marvel Comedy Poem

Marvel Comedy Poem

A man worked in a laundromat,
Pressing clothes faster than any man can,
He had a legendary...

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Unavoidable To Deny...

Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination And Defecation

Yet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea...

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Verboten Netiquette

Verboten Netiquette

Methinks I inadvertently got entangled
without deliberate intent, sans whirled
wide web,...

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Salty Clown

Salty Clown

Back again,
​​​​​​Oh so soon,
An act that couldn't be true,
Who were you trying to...

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What would life be like...

What would life be like without Family?

What would life be like without family?
without Grandmas and Grandpas
who despite your...

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TOBY THE DEVIL

I thought I do something fun
and so hope all watch the video
Toby would like to welcome you...

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Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

once upon a time, me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy looks at us and said. " hey...

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Holy Cow

Holy Cow

think I'm going to Heaven.
as Dick the Vic just said
Whilst I was pulling his Trophy
...

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MINNIE THE MINX AND...

This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan
He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was...