Comedy

Saw half an eye of a girl in a hall...long dark hair, about 5'4 tall!!
She looked like a lady,...

People are fighting over this type of stuff to feel pity on them...

Clothe them, feed them, house...

Juiced tin he nuff tame afore
thee Saint Patrick's Day,
(hens this faux written accent...

I'm sat at home wondering what to do,
Theres washing on the line ,and more to ensue ,
Theres...

Lads and Lasses
It is about that
time a year again
In Anticipation
of St....

Rapturousness wrought Unitarian
transformational spiritual rapport
traversing thru space/time...

This is my Lemon,I wrote it it’s mine
Never come from a tree or vine.

It was plucked from a...

Who found my five dollar bill
lost it out of my rig
still great find ,jug of wine
.....

I got some tickets to a concert,
To see my favourite band,
And wanted to invite all my...

Have you heard of the cowboy from Preston
He wore a checked shirt and a very big stetson
The...

Eyes asleep
Body half awake
I frantically scrammed
As the alarm clock began to quake...

I was told that I am special
please don't shout at me
I'm going to my safe space
there...

I love it
I love hearing his name
I love it like I've never loved anything before
...

Woe is me I say woe is me
I am stuck in the lavatory
I'm in a state and totally shocked...

Been in the family for nearly twenty years
It has seen it all the tantrums and the tears
...

You'd have to see it with your own two eyes,
a pig in the diner that ate all my fries.
Yes,...