A COWBOY FROM PRESTON

Have you heard of the cowboy from Preston 
He wore a checked shirt and a very big stetson
The horse he rode was a light dapple grey 
Plenty of chuckles up north came his way 

Stewart Rogers was this cowboy's name 
No Indians for him to fight such a terrible shame 
I saw Stewart in a pub one summer's day 
Of course it was a saloon Stewart would say 

Not many men wear guns attached to their waist 
For Stewart in Preston it was his preferred taste
Should you see Stewart make sure you say hi 
A cowboy from Preston you really have to wonder why