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Tremendous at tomfoolery

Tremendous at tomfoolery

Eeh what a side-splitting shindig
That was such good blinkin’ fun last night
Well I say tho, he was a bit of alright
He looked like an Adonis with his gleaming white teeth
His jeans were so tight his muscles were bulging from underneath

Well when he was cracking jokes
His Irish accent was amazing
I was sat in my bubble mesmerized at him appraising
He send shivers up my spine
& Crikey Moses was he funny?
His wisecracks were witty
& shenanigans were on the money

So entertaining I didn’t wanna go home
Was the best comedian ever
This is why I’ve written this poem
What a cheerful fellow
This lad is going to be a star
People will pay him a fortune to visit him from afar

His burlesque & buffoonery 
With his shaggy-dog story
He was tremendous at tomfoolery
He could be on that ‘Jackanory’
I almost died laughing, my ribs were sore
So when he was finished
Well I was yelling for some more
The only problem was with his hilarious comical chants
Is before the show was over
Hell I’d went & peed my pants?
 

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