Awesome

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BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

POOP FREE PROMISE

BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi...

What are you doing?

Dreaming again?

Have you been...

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The following fictitious...

The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

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THE PERFECT SPOT

NEW MEXICO

THE PERFECT SPOT

Look at this wondrous site...

Do you hear it calling you?

​​​​​​I really hoped you would...

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View

View

It’s all history, there’s nothing they can do, it was all a mystery, but I found out the clue, it all went...

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The haunted train of...

The haunted train of Schwenksville

After dark every Halloween
since living social in Perkiomen Valley
for seven long years,...

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BALLOTS ON FIRE

BALLOTS ON FIRE

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT...

Ballots are burning hot...

I wonder if their Street Pyros...

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ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

It just keeps getting better and better...

I wonder what the Huffington Post has to say about this...

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Though married yours truly ...

Though married yours truly (me)...

unabashedly dole out unadulterated
indirect flattery to a porcelain moon goddess.

I found...

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SEEN AS SHEER

SEEN AS SHEER

The Visual people see Walls...

They don't see through to the other side...

We see Drapes...

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Predators

Sharks

Predators

This is an ode written just for you
to brighten up your day so you don't feel blue
your...

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Eye (a generic happy go...

Eye (a generic happy go lucky arachnid) hope(d) for a miracle

Harken and cue lyrics to All I Need Is a Miracle
Song by Mike + The Mechanics.

Aye, a...

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Puppies And rainbows

Puppies Run and play
Under The rainbow
A rainbow in the sky
It’s so bright and so...

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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a...

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It Gives Me Pleasure . . . . .

It Gives Me Pleasure . . . . .

To look at you and things of beauty like the 'David,'
Michaelangelo sculpted a piece where nothing...

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HULK HOGAN'S BEACH and...

HULK HOGAN'S BEACH and BEER

If you're on my Team so is the Hulk...

Shh...

He doesn't know he knows that...

The...

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FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT

They say it...

They mean it...

They feel it...

They believe it...

Tell them...