Awesome

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COUNTRY WIDE RECOMMENDED

COUNTRY WIDE RECOMMENDED

Why would anyone want to leave Beautiful California?

It's so pretty...

The Grass is always...

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YOUR LIFE IS WAITING

YOUR LIFE IS WAITING

What are you waiting for?

Destinations want you...

You have the passion...

You have...

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I sing the praises of...

I sing the praises of Sterilite

(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings...

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We have fallen asleep on a...

We have fallen asleep on a train

We have fallen asleep on a train that isn’t our own and we are not alone
Driven and tricked
...

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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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THE UNSEEN

THE UNSEEN

They show their creations...

As if it should make them proud?

They show their dark side of...

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The Old Wisdom

Keep on small,creature
Do not be dismayed
The world may seem enormous
Your efforts...

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BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

POOP FREE PROMISE

BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi...

What are you doing?

Dreaming again?

Have you been...

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The following fictitious...

The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

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THE PERFECT SPOT

NEW MEXICO

THE PERFECT SPOT

Look at this wondrous site...

Do you hear it calling you?

​​​​​​I really hoped you would...

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View

View

It’s all history, there’s nothing they can do, it was all a mystery, but I found out the clue, it all went...

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The haunted train of...

The haunted train of Schwenksville

After dark every Halloween
since living social in Perkiomen Valley
for seven long years,...

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BALLOTS ON FIRE

BALLOTS ON FIRE

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT...

Ballots are burning hot...

I wonder if their Street Pyros...

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ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

It just keeps getting better and better...

I wonder what the Huffington Post has to say about this...

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Though married yours truly ...

Though married yours truly (me)...

unabashedly dole out unadulterated
indirect flattery to a porcelain moon goddess.

I found...