Awesome

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The haunted train of...

The haunted train of Schwenksville

After dark every Halloween
since living social in Perkiomen Valley
for seven long years,...

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BALLOTS ON FIRE

BALLOTS ON FIRE

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT...

Ballots are burning hot...

I wonder if their Street Pyros...

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ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

ANOTHER SIDE OF DETROIT

It just keeps getting better and better...

I wonder what the Huffington Post has to say about this...

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Though married yours truly ...

Though married yours truly (me)...

unabashedly dole out unadulterated
indirect flattery to a porcelain moon goddess.

I found...

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SEEN AS SHEER

SEEN AS SHEER

The Visual people see Walls...

They don't see through to the other side...

We see Drapes...

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Predators

Sharks

Predators

This is an ode written just for you
to brighten up your day so you don't feel blue
your...

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Eye (a generic happy go...

Eye (a generic happy go lucky arachnid) hope(d) for a miracle

Harken and cue lyrics to All I Need Is a Miracle
Song by Mike + The Mechanics.

Aye, a...

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Puppies And rainbows

Puppies Run and play
Under The rainbow
A rainbow in the sky
It’s so bright and so...

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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a...

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It Gives Me Pleasure . . . . .

It Gives Me Pleasure . . . . .

To look at you and things of beauty like the 'David,'
Michaelangelo sculpted a piece where nothing...

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HULK HOGAN'S BEACH and...

HULK HOGAN'S BEACH and BEER

If you're on my Team so is the Hulk...

Shh...

He doesn't know he knows that...

The...

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FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT

They say it...

They mean it...

They feel it...

They believe it...

Tell them...

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WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

If you find some time today and you want to try something different?

The Sky is the Limit......

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Leave Well Enough Alone

Leave Well Enough Alone

I see your smile - don't ever change such beauty,
uninhibited, perfect with your own hint of mystery...

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ON TOP OF THE WORLD

ON TOP OF THE WORLD

As a child I sang along with the Carpenters...

As loud as I could when no one was around......

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Dreams

Dreams

I wish you'd come back, just walk thro' the door as you used to,
in your best colour, the ones I've...