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HUSBAND SWITCH

Congratulations!

You're going shopping?

​​​​DEI prices right?

Does that mean a great deal, good deal, or fair?

I guess to win you need to give your current husband the boot out the door quick...

Hurry up and buy a new husband like you buy your audience?

I guess since you're so good at the Chameleon Technique...

This should be no problem at all...

I'm sure he'll understand...

He should know you'll go right back to it after you win...

We have absolute Faith in you...

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Has all the Black Cards been played out?

Do you have 1 Left?

There's been a lot shuffling decks...

For anyone who's playing?

 

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Shirley Harrison

I wouldn't change my husband for the world, ok only for Keanu Reeves
🤣 hilarious sis. 🌹 

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

She might need some help...

The Clock is ticking...

You're still fairly loyal with no agenda?

What will you say...

It's just temporary and it's a very important matter?

😂 with you Sis...

Thank you for your kind comment and support...

sparrowsong

 

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Bernadete van d...

Your writing is a humour of epic proportions. Excellent! Funny, yet very serious. People are too busy crying to find time for laughing. 
November is soon approaching.
Bless you all.
Hugs, B 

 

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Bernadete van d...

It’s so good that you keep a bit of humour, Sparrowsong. Life is already too serious, and what’s life without a little hope and a little laughter?! 

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