Dumb Dee Dump Dump

Once I've reached
my expiration date
and am no longer
a serviceable commodity

Cram my spent ass
into a big black Hefty bag

The extra stretchy
industrial kind
with the drawstrings
to be tied and sealed

Or two perhaps
for support reinforcement
as we don't want
my already decaying bodily parts
sticking out
and scaring the neighbors 

Drag my remains out to the curb  
or if my weight is too extreme
to haul comfortably
use my old little red wagon
to transport my remains     
for the curbside pickup brigade

Maybe I can be recycled
or used for fertilizer

Perhaps
the scavengers
can mine my bones
for raw materials

I won’t be offended
if my carcass is thrown out this way

Because I’ll be very dead

Which as we all know 
is a much
bigger problem