Comedy

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Toadstool Tommy

Toadstool Tommy
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Cornbread Kevin

Cornbread Kevin
Poem -

Lucky Me

What I did is mixed superstition from all over the world and put it into one humoured poem.

I have...

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Poem -

Ugh, Why Must The Missus...

Ugh, Why Must The Missus Vacuum At The Crack Of Dawn?

(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)

There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly)...

Art -

Joker

Joker
Art -

Beetle Juice

Beetle Juice
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Exam stress jingle bells...

Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

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The Sight Before Christmas

The Sight Before Christmas

Wide awake; I lay in bed,
A picture perfect day forming in my head –

Tomorrow, I’ll...

Poem -

The Bajillion Dollar...

The Bajillion Dollar Business Of Christmas

Despite being atheist,
I would nonetheless bet
dollars to donuts
(Dunkin and/or other...

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Black Friday At The Hospital

Black Friday At The Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

Poem -

Mr Silly String Got Into A...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

Poem -

Turkey and Jack Daniel

Turkey and Jack Daniel

Yes it
is that
time of
year
folks
All
Birdies
from the...

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Accidentally Haiku’d...

Accidentally Haiku’d Cutting Lawn

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.

Poem -

Inflatable Jamaican!

Inflatable Jamaican!

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce...

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Chief garbage taster –...

Chief garbage taster – Fifth Grade “Poetaster”

Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
Evansburg, Pennsylvania
circa ~ 1969 ADD:
A(fter)...

Poem -

Candy Land!

Candy Land!

I'll smile for a while
Then it goes upside down
But I don't know why
It turns into a...

Poem -

comical expression results

comical expression results

?CONGRATULATIONS
MY DEAR FRIENDS ?

?hiddy blackpen

?GREG TUCKER

?Larry Ran...