The Bajillion Dollar Business Of Christmas

Despite being atheist,
I would nonetheless bet
dollars to donuts
(Dunkin and/or other wise)

Jesus would be mighty pleased
to know, his sir name
linkedin with commercial ties
no matter, he might not garner

a percentage of profits,
especially if he
unwittingly gets trampled
to death by madding

flash mob crowd source
rushing to snap up
latest door prize
as venders resort to all

manner of (subliminally
manipulative) marketing techniques
to lure patrons, (especially
photo opportunities with

one of the many
"FAKE" donned Santa
Claus), the latter,
who would lionize

their son(s) and/or
daughter(s), subsequently
guaranteeing, nailing crosswise,
and clinching safeguards

immunizing against the Grinch
a sure fire way to
guarantee future generations
will become avid consumers,

who reverently, obsequiously,
and devoutly idolize
supporting the apostles
of commercialization

nearly every
occasion to finalize (all sales)
pennies on the dollar,
where merchants feign

going for broke, and capitalize
eulogize, and idealize
the mighty buck
staging "FAKE"

news worthy shoppers
to burst into tears
crying on command,
and all manner of pathos

pulling ploys nsync king
"shameful guilt" that squares
with being ostracized, hash-tagged,
and demonized Scrooge.