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Flagging stamina leaves me...

Flagging stamina leaves me starry eyed

When plunging headlong into a sea of blue
cocooned courtesy amidst
abed of undulating
...

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INSTANT KARMA

GOOD VS BAD

INSTANT KARMA

Is this what No Wait Times mean?

If you don't have a sense of humor...

Laughter freaks you...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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ONE MORE YEAR

ONE MORE YEAR

In the lead...

The Gifted Student Program is going to be shut down in New York City...

New...

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YOU'RE FINISHED?

YOU'RE FINISHED?

That's it?

That's all the names you have come up with after all these years?

Homophobic...

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Redacting historical...

Redacting historical records...

at the capital expense
(compounded interest) of amortizing future
unborn generations who...

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Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

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HOW TO MAKE THEM WEAR A BAG...

DO NOT BAG THE CHILDREN

HOW TO MAKE THEM WEAR A BAG OVER THEIR HEAD

Hey Trump...

Do you want a fun experiment that would surely spread like wildfife?

​​​​​​No...

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Rampant diabolical...

Rampant diabolical skulduggery...

my doppelgänger threatens victory to the death
squinting - first closing one than the other eye...

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GLAD YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE

Cussing in California

GLAD YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE

These people are the ones you're fighting and killing for?

Their way of saying Thank you once again...

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WHAT YOU DO FOR HATE

WHAT YOU DO FOR HATE

Some may find this acceptable...

You know you can't get hit with common sense now...

You...

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To: Rainer Dweck, MS from...

To: Rainer Dweck, MS from Matthew Scott Harris

As an advanced ASPCA approved
bonafide creature with bioengineered
intelligent...

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I post a most unusual shout...

I post a most unusual shout out

for what Doctor Seuss
(born Theodor Seuss Geisel)
might immediately understand
(as if...

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THIS SHOULD BE PLAYED AT...

THIS SHOULD BE PLAYED AT THE DEBATE

Do people actually sign things and don't know what they're putting their name on?

Does anyone find...

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THAT HAS TO HURT

THAT HAS TO HURT

When you see your friends in a different light...

They seem like a stranger?

There are many...