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Yours truly a tried and...

Yours truly a tried and true (no Keaton) Philly buster

boot not so suburb (superb)
Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high...

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The benefit of a hussy...

The benefit of a hussy without being married

Hyperbole taken to the mad max
mayhem when necessary
to, poeticize, publicize,
...

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The woosel cock so black of...

The woosel cock so black of hue

Swartley fosters by the same
granted coloration impossible mission
to shuck off and...

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Capturing the post midnight...

Capturing the post midnight quiet of October 20, 2025

with words in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

Ordinarily, yours truly by this hour (ie est me) would be...

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IT'S NICE OVER HERE

IT'S NICE OVER HERE

They shock people in a good way...

The looks they give...

What a Maniac...

He won't...

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Happy sixty fourth orbitz...

Happy sixty fourth orbitz to designate your birth,

which as a little girl, you might remember
mother of ours delivered the most fun on Earth
...

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Tectonic Upheaval

Tectonic Upheaval

Heavy duty seismic coughing wracks my whole body electric leveling all bonafide structures versus a...

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Maleware stikes Matthew...

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)
with the...

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MADE ANGELS BLINK TWICE

MADE ANGELS BLINK TWICE

That explains what happened with that...

When do the Angels know?

I thought they were Shock...

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Bugaboo hashtagged, tricked...

Bugaboo hashtagged, tricked and treated me

with a spooky delirious sensation
finding yours truly feeling aghast
envisioning night of the...

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Flagging stamina leaves me...

Flagging stamina leaves me starry eyed

When plunging headlong into a sea of blue
cocooned courtesy amidst
abed of undulating
...

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INSTANT KARMA

GOOD VS BAD

INSTANT KARMA

Is this what No Wait Times mean?

If you don't have a sense of humor...

Laughter freaks you...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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ONE MORE YEAR

ONE MORE YEAR

In the lead...

The Gifted Student Program is going to be shut down in New York City...

New...

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YOU'RE FINISHED?

YOU'RE FINISHED?

That's it?

That's all the names you have come up with after all these years?

Homophobic...

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Redacting historical...

Redacting historical records...

at the capital expense
(compounded interest) of amortizing future
unborn generations who...