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As an easy pushover and...

As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise

Vultures preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals...

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Impossible mission for...

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding...

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Excellent marksmen/women...

Excellent marksmen/women set his/her sites...

I can hold out for upcoming mental health therapy until Wednesday at 1:00 p.m.

Yes, and you (like I...

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Anno Domini

Anno Domini

DEA binocular watching, FBI Nikon popping while crib hawking, at trial listening to the biggest of dope...

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When They Meet

When They Meet

Frank Muller made in Geneva, swiped 1.5 for that Richard mille off that Visa, put my name on some Puma...

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endless leisure hours as...

endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me...

like the infinite vista
upon the midwestern plain
farther than the eyes of mine
(an...

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Irrational exuberance at...

Irrational exuberance at respite from reading...

(on a rainy May thirteenth
two thousand and twenty five)
as a balm against ennui
...

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LISTEN TO THE TISSUE

LISTEN TO THE TISSUE

One Tissue on the Table surrounded by a bunch of men...

Nothing strange to notice?

Sound...

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Rebellious...

Rebellious nonestablishmentarian Pennsylvania Yankee...

honored at freedom fĂȘte
of course in my dreams
where Tony the Tiger
roars Matthew...

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No matter I got prescribed...

No matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a day...,

not one drop of sweat
(especially on hot humid and hazy days)
less than a gallon
...

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Twenty years elapsed since...

Twenty years elapsed since Harriet Harris, née Kuritsky gave up the ghost ~ May 5th, 2004

Often these days
the following genuine sentiment
Matthew Scott Harris
doth wish to...

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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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Trying to REM ember the...

Trying to REM ember the waking stage of an emotionally tormenting dream

The following account predicated on partial fact and a healthy dose of prevarication with an attendant...

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FINAL PLOT TWIST! EVIL EX WIFE

This is the last poem to the series Ex Evil Boyfriehd

I gave you a third of my life
Almost exactly 10 years of it
After so many years you changed...

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Evil Ex Boyfriend #8

this is a rather long one

You lied to me when you were sober
But told me the truth when you were drunk
Sober you,...

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An unexceptional turning...

An unexceptional turning point in our marriage...

unexpectedly came about,
when possible prospect
of the wife going
to Puerto Rico by...

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Pain and Passion

Pain and Passion

I can't draw,
I can't rhyme,
In fact I can't do much at all...
I lack creativity and...