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Often these days
the following genuine sentiment
Matthew Scott Harris
doth wish to...

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
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and keep...

The following account predicated on partial fact and a healthy dose of prevarication with an attendant...

I gave you a third of my life
Almost exactly 10 years of it
After so many years you changed...

You lied to me when you were sober
But told me the truth when you were drunk
Sober you,...

unexpectedly came about,
when possible prospect
of the wife going
to Puerto Rico by...

I can't draw,
I can't rhyme,
In fact I can't do much at all...
I lack creativity and...

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

Preface: On the evening of April 14, 1865, while attending a special performance of the comedy, "Our...

The day has dawned, awaken I lay Confused by my own self mortality rate
I’ve tried to enjoy my stay...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon...

Elysian fields long since embraced dada's soul
which rocketed into aerospace
(courtesy...

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and...

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(...

within mine marriage,
and all the ramifications
that happen therefrom
courtesy the...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
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