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I LOVE YOUR CHAIR

I LOVE YOUR CHAIR

Been in the family for nearly twenty years 
It has seen it all the tantrums and the tears 
Always handy if I need to watch the telly 
Comes in useful when we are visited by Aunty Nelly 

Made to fit all types of people and bums 
Without a doubt it's one of my favourite chums 
It's now showing a few signs of wear and tear 
Always a talking point when people say I love your chair 

There will come a time when this chair must go
Nothing lasts forever I'm sure you know

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