Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
Sticking my fork in a plug.

Struggling to breath,
In dire need of a nap,
Watch me fall just like my grades,
then queue the panic attack,

Oh oh, alarm bells,
This is hell,
My last care just flew away,
Don’t give a damn,
‘bout this exam,
But I’m stressed out anyway, hey!
Prokaryotic cells,
Shape parallels,
Revision gone astray,
To stressed out, 
to care about,
what Einstein has to say.

Now I’m in the test,
And I don’t know what to write,
Since time is slowly ticking, 
And this question’s utter shite

To my left sits one girl crying,
Another sits in silent prayer,
But the lad sat just in front of me,
Has pissed himself in fear

Ohh ohhh, jingle bells,
This is swell,
Just another fretful day,
Your kids on meth,
Cuz he’s so stressed,
But that’s no surprise eh? Hey!
So much stress,
For so much less,
Than some numbers on a page.
Your kid will snap,
Going through this crap,
Just for some lousy grade.