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Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip✂️?

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
& mighty strong
People came for miles 
just to watch him in a show
but he tied them all in a knot
Silly wouldn’t let them go

The people did sigh & they began to cry
So Mrs Scissors the handy little thing
She came to the rescue
began snipping the string

She chopped & cut the strong Silly knot
Until her sharpened blades got Oh so hot
All at once the knot was free
Leaving everybody happy as could be

The circus master said
enough is enough
Mr Silly you are becoming
far to rough
People pay me 
to see a good show
So I’m afraid its time 
for  you to go

Poor Mr Silly String 
He didn’t mean any harm
He was so sorry 
for causing alarm
But he packed his things
As he puckered his lip
Within five minutes 
He was gone in a snip?✂️

 

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