Silly

Everyone is far too busy taking fucking selfies, these days
to notice, or have any clue about what...

Did she do it on her own or did she cheat?

This sounds like another who knew what to say to get her...

Burning out their own supply rapidly
With endless wealth and the adulation
They gain a source...

baby, I know that the earth
will turn and turn

until we meet again

With hatred for...

On early weekend mornings, let your people crack casings.

On these early mornings, let your people...

I love to write silly poems,
Well no change there then.
Don't take myself too seriously,...

I love you; I love you more
I love you more than that
no, I love you more
I love you...

A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach.
Suddenly, he hears a deep voice.
DIG!
He...

I love animals, and this one liked me!
A little intimidating; this walking tree.
I would...

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

she baalll out

" jheeeze

the way you hold me down
me can't unbend me knees

...

Did I tell you all about Captain Jake ?
On board a ship was his biggest mistake
For every...

Insey winsey sneaky spider snuggles in her bed beside her
It watches as her gaping gob goes wider...

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow...

So much sadness in the world today
Here's a little chuckle to make it go away
...