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CAPTAIN JAKE

Did I tell you all about Captain Jake ?
On board a ship was his biggest mistake
For every time he was out at sea
It’s where he really should not be

Captain Jake was always sick on a ship
Sea sickness for a captain is not a blip
He tried all pills and potions to assist
None of them worked you’ve got the gist

Then one day a miracle duly occurred
Captain Jake was demoted is what I heard
Was told to give instructions on dry land
Turned out so well as you can understand

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linda lank

clever poem enjoyed reading Linda

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