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My Dick Is a Dog

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog.
Now I have a Chihuahua hanging between my legs.
Women won't have me even though I plea and beg.
The doctor replaced it with a Chihuahua because that was all he could find.
If I ever do find a lady, she will have to be blind.
I really want to meet Miss. Right, someone who I can marry.
But it won't happen because my new dick sure isn't ordinary.
Things didn't go well when I had lunch with a lady in the park.
She screamed and ran away when she heard my new dick bark.
Women can't accept my new wiener even though everybody has flaws.
Next year I'm going to ask for a real dick when I write to Santa Claus.
 

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