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Insey winsey spider ?

Insey winsey spider ?

Insey winsey sneaky spider snuggles in her bed beside her 
It watches as her gaping gob goes wider then swiftly scuttles thru her mouth insider

But Insey winsey sits in her belly that’s dark and cold with globules of jelly, it’s wet, noisy and very smelly
It’s worse than her Father’s stinking welly

So Insey winsey is sad and blue as he wriggles wondering what to do
Poor Insey get’s mashed up and covered with poo when like a bat out of hell he plops in the loo ?
 

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Marion

Ha...pinned this one too...my little Ben will love this ?????

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Jill Tait

Awww mint!!!!! Thanks luv loads ❤️?❤️

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