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The Poor Poet And The Deep Voice

The Poor Poet And The Deep Voice

A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach.
Suddenly, he hears a deep voice.
DIG!
He looks around and nobody's there.
Am I having hallucinations, he thinks.
Then he hears the deep voice again.
I SAID DIG!
So the poor poet starts to dig in the sand,
With his bare hands and after a few inches,
He finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice says,
OPEN!
Ok, the poor poet thinks and finds a rock.
He smashes the lock and the chest is now open.
He sees many, many golden coins.
The deep voice speaks again.
TO THE CASINO!
The poor poet arrives at the casino.
The deep voice utters,
ROULETTE!
The poor poet changes the gold into roulette chips,
And sits at one of its tables.
Where the players gaze at him and his huge pile of chips.
The deep voice says,
NUMBER 27!
The poor poet places all the chips on number 27.
The table nearly breaks.
Everybody is quiet as the croupier spins the wheel,
And releases the ball...
The ball lands and stays at number 26.
The deep voice then says,
SHIT!
 

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Jill Tait

🤣🤣🤣Hahaha I was in suspense teehee Oh ye fool’ gold comes to my mind 🤣🤣🤣pinned so original & typical of a gambler lol 🤣❤️💙

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Shaun Cronick

Jill many thanks and a little bit of silliness I hope everyone needs right now.
I wish you well and thanks again.

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Jill Tait

I love humour esp just now it’s what we all need 🤣❤️💙❤️

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The fish of the sea

My God, yep you got me, got a chuckle. This was hilarious work. Couldn't go without a pin. Amazingly creative Shaun.

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Shaun Cronick

Max just a little bit of silliness for one and all to hopefully take their minds off life's worries.
Many thanks, hang in there Max and enjoy life.

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Being Me

Hshahshaha....love it! Live how it couldve gone either way and you kept the suspense right up to the wire. Fabulous 🤣🤣 x

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Shaun Cronick

Cheers Tina and a smile costs nothing and a laugh is priceless.🤣🤣 

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Being Me

Absolutely! Thank you so much for gifting us such a laugh and smiles. Nice one 👍 x

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