Have you heard the tale of Mister Ball ? He keeps his bedroom in his messy hall This was...
To conclude the challenge here today Each delightful work judged without delay Each...
There is a laundromat just up the street It's where neighbours and strangers often...
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My socks they went away today Where they went I cannot say My toes were cold and shouted this...
The choice was great, product superb, Nothing unbarred, with but a word, Freedom to choose,...
Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...
Telephone Avenue is a road ahead of time Blends in nicely in this funny little rhyme Long...
"Bang head here" that's what the poster said So that's what I did I banged my head "...
Saw half an eye of a girl in a hall...long dark hair, about 5'4 tall!! She looked like a lady,...
Nick nick paddy wack Give the DOG a bone This old man he ran away He left the dog...
Felicity & Petula Had an obsession to shop That is how they met Both had hold of...
Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip
Mr Silly String wasn’t that long but he was oh so talented...
On the stationary shelf
Mr cardboard box stuttered & a-spluttered & said he: “I th...
Mr Salt & Pepper pots
Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper on the kitchen table The two tricksters...
Theres A Parrot In My Stew
Theres to much sadness in our world So let us have some fun...
My Crazy dreams
Last night I dreamed the craziest dream that there could ever be I rode upon...
Mr & Mrs Weathers
Mr Jimmy Frost & Mrs Mary Ice They were married on a cloud ...