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This old man he ran away?

This old man he ran away?

Nick nick paddy wack
Give the DOG a bone
This old man he ran away
He left the dog alone
The dog went racing up the road
It ran after a cat
The cat chased after a mouse
who was scared stiff of a rat
The rat scurried as fast as he could & hurried into a house
The house it belonged to a man
who was frightened by a mouse
The mouse wanted some cheese
So he hunted around the house
The man saw the mouse & ran away from his DOG

 

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