Silly

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Mr & Mrs Weathers

Mr & Mrs Weathers

Mr Jimmy Frost & Mrs Mary Ice
They were married on a cloud
...

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Bad, Bad Ghoulfiend

Bad, Bad Ghoulfiend

Some say my ghoulfiend’s creepy—
I think she’s beautiful.
I’ll tell you this,
my life...

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My Computer Keeps Freezing...

My Computer Keeps Freezing My Brain

Ya know, sometimes, when you stare
At your computer too long
You're half asleep anyway...

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The Voices

The Voices

Silence is here, I can't hear a sound, except the slight whimper of next doors mutt-hound.
I like to...

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THE WALK OF THIRST - ...

A normal walk
one foot in front of its companion
dogs leaping from grass to pot holed...

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A Pig Tale

A Pig Tale

There was a pig who got loose
He likes to go out late and shake his caboose

He hopes...

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Never grow up!

Never grow up!

A smile a tide wide as I'm happy, they say I've ants in my pants but I can't see them
I'm the joker...

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The Suitcase

The Suitcase

Stylish,well presented
I headed out of the door
Down the slope I glided
You couldn’t...

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Amazing Facts Two

Amazing Facts Two

Looking for something and unable to find it
Look in the last place first, it's always there
...

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DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER GREEN

DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER GREEN

This is a tale of deputy Prime Minister Green
Pornographic images were allegedly found on his...

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Luv txt ❤️

Sum 1 1ns sed ,al u need iz luv
But u b d JUJ ov dat
Do u no wot luv iz
Or evn ware...

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Who Killed Rock And Roll

Who Killed Rock And Roll

Rock is dead, because people like you killed it!!!

Quote from; Jerry Russo
"A wise truthful...

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Ain't me...

Ain't me...

The evening didn’t want to show up;
said she was bored of the daily routine,
And demanded...

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The Ungratefulness Of...

Didn’t I clean you an hour ago?,
Will you please stay clean for a week?,
A rest is what I...

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Rap day

I sent this to your work,
your place of employment.
I hope you get a kick,
a bit of...

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' TAKE '

' TAKE '

You invited her over to hang out
You gave her drinks and attention
All so you could get into...

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She

There’s nothing more that she loves to do than walking

Walking to the store, to the edge of the...