Silly

whizz bang wallop
ping pang pong
slip slap slop
Bing bang bong

splish splash...

Our plane crashed in an open field between two stegosaurus,
We ran directly in the opposite way, I...

In her lifetime, a cow produces

Two hundred thousand glasses of milk

Wow, they must be...

Now here's an unusual sight, my friends

People with extra long necks

Much like giraffes you...

This is my first attempt at blank verse

Don't expect a lot of content

It's a blank verse...

Meet Tweedle Dum and Tweedle-Dee

Two of a kind they both lived in a tree

Way high up on the...

" His Mrs, Is now in a similar plight !
Who does not know, Her left from right ?
When her guy...

" This poor guy, Thought he needed some kind of sign ?
To know where his face & dick were, At...

This is

My missus

OK, so here we go!!!

1. But they do lay bunny balls

2. Because they employ them

3...

One of my friends recently suggested

I write one called “Cracker Jack”

Who better than the...

CHEERS!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

Light travels faster than sound... that's why

Some appear bright till they speak

I'm sure...

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On...

Methinks I'm overdoing these pep talks

You people must be tired and bored

I hereby announce...

For Georgina’s and Larry’s Humorous Poem Contest

I really love to flatulate, I do it all the time...

Could there possibly be a single topic

I haven't as yet explored

The love life of the lowly...